| the heist |
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| your personal art thief |
| June 9, 2026 |
| Last Night's Haul |
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| The Adoration of the Magi |
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Joos van Wassenhove, 1472–74 Distemper on canvas · lifted from The Metropolitan Museum of Art |
| also in the bag: |
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Don Andrés de Andrade y la Cal Bartolomé Estebán Murillo, ca. 1665–72 · The Metropolitan Museum of Art |
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Dancing Cripples Cornelis Massys (Flemish, 1510/11–1556/57), 1538 · The Cleveland Museum of Art |
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Still Life with Melons and Grapes O.D. Ottesen, 1851 · SMK, the National Gallery of Denmark |
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Andrew Johnson John Henry Bufford, 1810 - 1870, c. 1864 · the National Portrait Gallery |
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The Fifteen Mysteries and the Virgin of the Rosary Netherlandish (Brussels) Painter, ca. 1515–20 · The Metropolitan Museum of Art |
| The Line |
| "Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses. These are the sickly aims, the false ideals, of our age." |
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The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde In The Picture of Dorian Gray, Lord Henry Wotton delivers this line to highlight the tension between beauty and the relentless passage of time. |
| On the Lam |
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| New Orleans, Louisiana |
| New Orleans is a consolidated city-parish located along the Mississippi River in the U.S. state of Louisiana. Lay low here. |
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