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| your personal art thief |
| June 20, 2026 |
| Last Night's Haul |
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| A Maid Asleep |
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Johannes Vermeer, ca. 1656–57 Oil on canvas · lifted from The Metropolitan Museum of Art |
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The Baptism of Christ Sebastiano Ricci, ca. 1713–14 · The Metropolitan Museum of Art |
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Anthology of Persian Poetry in Oblong Format (Safina) Sultan Muhammad Nur, dated 905 AH/1499–1500 CE · The Metropolitan Museum of Art |
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The wolf advises the lion to consult the cat, from a Tuti-nama (Tales of a... Unknown, c. 1560 · The Cleveland Museum of Art |
| The Line |
| "He has preached me as a dogma; to-night he will announce me as a revelation. When poverty creeps in at the door, love flies in through the window." |
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The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde In The Picture of Dorian Gray, Dorian reflects on how his relationship with Lord Henry has shifted from being a rigid belief to something more transformative. |
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Gala puppet circus Clowns, cowboys, acrobats, animals, and novelty acts, 1936-01-01 found in the Library of Congress |
| On the Lam |
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| Antigua Guatemala |
| Antigua Guatemala, commonly known as Antigua or La Antigua, is a city in the central highlands of Guatemala. The city was the capital of the Captaincy General of Guatemala from 1543 through 1773, with much of its Baroque-influenced architecture and layout dating from that period. Lay low here. |
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