Last night's haul: Still Life with Fruit and Flowers
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July 12, 2026
Last Night's Haul
Still Life with Fruit and Flowers
Still Life with Fruit and Flowers
O.D. Ottesen, 1852
Oil on canvas · lifted from SMK, the National Gallery of Denmark
also in the bag:
Fragment of a disk inlay; plano-convex
Fragment of a disk inlay; plano-convex
Unknown, 305 BCE-14 CE · the National Museum of Asian Art
Head from a Figure with a Beaded Headdress
Head from a Figure with a Beaded Headdress
Unknown, 12th–early 13th century · The Metropolitan Museum of Art
Eye-bead, with a lateral bore; the eyelet broken off
Eye-bead, with a lateral bore; the eyelet broken off
Unknown, 1550-1307 BCE · the National Museum of Asian Art
Hours of Charles the Noble, King of Navarre (1361-1425): fol. 145v, Text
Hours of Charles the Noble, King of Navarre (1361-1425): fol. 145v, Text
Master of the Brussels Initials and Associates (French), c. 1405 · The Cleveland Museum of Art
A Courtier
A Courtier
Katsushika Hokusai 葛飾北斎 (1760-1849), 1615-1868 · the National Museum of Asian Art
The Line
"How like the prodigal doth she return, With over-weather'd ribs and ragged sails. Who are you? Tell me, for more certainty, Albeit I'll swear that I do know your tongue."
The Merchant of Venice, Shakespeare
From the Vault
[A Peasant's house, Black Forest, Baden, Germany]
[A Peasant's house, Black Forest, Baden, Germany], 1890-01-01
found in the Library of Congress
On the Lam
Annecy, France
Annecy, France
Annecy is the prefecture and largest city of the Haute-Savoie department in the Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes region of Southeastern France. It lies on the northern tip of Lake Annecy, 35 kilometres (22 mi) south of Geneva, Switzerland. Lay low here.
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