Last night's haul: Girl in a Pink Dress
the heist
the heist
your personal art thief
July 25, 2026
Last Night's Haul
Girl in a Pink Dress
Girl in a Pink Dress
The Beardsley Limner, c. 1790
oil on canvas · lifted from National Gallery of Art, Washington
also in the bag:
Stilleven met pauwen
Stilleven met pauwen
Rembrandt van Rijn, ca. 1639 · Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam
Head of a Black Man
Head of a Black Man
John Quincy Adams Ward, born Urbana, OH 1830-died New York City 1910, copyrighted 1898 · the Smithsonian American Art Museum
The New Testament, The Book of Common Prayer
The New Testament, The Book of Common Prayer
Robert Barker, ca. 1636 · The Metropolitan Museum of Art
Maleren Tom Petersen, siddende i en veranda
Maleren Tom Petersen, siddende i en veranda
Marie Henriques, 1919 · SMK, the National Gallery of Denmark
Tiroler Bäuerin
Tiroler Bäuerin
Anita Rée, 1921 · Wikimedia Commons
The Line
"The hideous hunger for opium began to gnaw at him. His throat burned, and his delicate hands twitched nervously together."
The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde
From the Vault
[A Peasant's house, Black Forest, Baden, Germany]
[A Peasant's house, Black Forest, Baden, Germany], 1890-01-01
found in the Library of Congress
On the Lam
Samarkand, Uzbekistan
Samarkand, Uzbekistan
Samarkand is a city in southeastern Uzbekistan and among the oldest continuously inhabited cities in Central Asia. Samarkand is the capital of the Samarkand Region and a district-level city, that includes the urban-type settlements Kimyogarlar, Farhod and Khishrav. Lay low here.
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