Last night's haul: Relief with Tiger from a Funerary Stove Model
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August 27, 2026
Last Night's Haul
Relief with Tiger from a Funerary Stove Model
Relief with Tiger from a Funerary Stove Model
Unknown, 202 BCE–220 CE
earthenware with relief decoration · lifted from The Cleveland Museum of Art
also in the bag:
Possibly Mrs. William Sheldon
Possibly Mrs. William Sheldon
Asahel Powers, c. 1831 · National Gallery of Art, Washington
De Gele Rijders
De Gele Rijders
George Hendrik Breitner, 1885 - 1886 · Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam
Etching plate: The Little Pool
Etching plate: The Little Pool
James McNeill Whistler (1834-1903), 1861 · the National Museum of Asian Art
Spindle Whorl
Spindle Whorl
Unknown, 700s - 900s · The Cleveland Museum of Art
King George III of England
King George III of England
Unknown, 1738-1792 · SMK, the National Gallery of Denmark
The Line
"What fear I then, rather what know to feare Under this ignorance of Good and Evil, Of God or Death, of Law or Penaltie?"
Paradise Lost, John Milton
From the Vault
Sells Floto circus M'lle Beeson, a marvelous high wire Venus /
Sells Floto circus M'lle Beeson, a marvelous high wire Venus /, 1921-01-01
found in the Library of Congress
On the Lam
Samarkand, Uzbekistan
Samarkand, Uzbekistan
Samarkand is a major city located in southeastern Uzbekistan and is among the oldest continuously inhabited cities in Central Asia. With a population of 882,000 inhabitants in 2026, it is the second-largest city in Uzbekistan after Tashkent. Lay low here.
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