Last night's haul: A selection of boring and carving tools. Etching by Bénard after Bourgeois.
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September 2, 2026
Last Night's Haul
A selection of boring and carving tools. Etching by Bénard after Bourgeois.
A selection of boring and carving tools. Etching by Bénard after Bourgeois.
Bourgeois., [between 1700 and 1799]
print/drawing · lifted from Wellcome Collection, London
also in the bag:
The Drummer
The Drummer
Jacques Callot (French, 1592–1635), 17th century · The Cleveland Museum of Art
De Capou Aghassi, hoofd der blanke eunuchen
De Capou Aghassi, hoofd der blanke eunuchen
workshop of Jean Baptiste Vanmour, 1700 - 1737 · Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam
The Hospital of Bethlem [Bedlam] at Moorfields, London: seen from the north,...
The Hospital of Bethlem [Bedlam] at Moorfields, London: seen from the north,...
Robert Hooke · Wellcome Collection, London
"Page of Calligraphy Illuminated with Animals and Plants in a Field of...
Nanha, verso: ca. 1610–15; recto: ca.1535–45 · The Metropolitan Museum of Art
Autoportrait de Toni Ebel 1955
Autoportrait de Toni Ebel 1955
Toni Ebel, 1955 · Wikimedia Commons
The Line
"Sir, the Duke's pleasure is that you keep Costard safe; and you must suffer him to take no delight nor no penance; but 'a."
Love's Labour's Lost, Shakespeare
From the Vault
The WPA Federal Dance Theatre presents
The WPA Federal Dance Theatre presents "The eternal prodigal" Choreography by Gluck-Sandor, music by Herbert Kingsley, 1936-01-01
found in the Library of Congress
On the Lam
Samarkand, Uzbekistan
Samarkand, Uzbekistan
Samarkand is a major city located in southeastern Uzbekistan and is among the oldest continuously inhabited cities in Central Asia. With a population of 882,000 inhabitants in 2026, it is the second-largest city in Uzbekistan after Tashkent. Lay low here.
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